You know what makes sense you guys?
Bitching about how an anthropomorphic parody of nations represents serious life events in a brief and silly manner. Sometimes involving romance.
Because when one person decides to believe that imaginary people didn't do things exactly the way you think they did, you should get mad at them and make stamps because they're stupid. Because that's how you start a crusade.
And then you should get mad at them for not being 100% historically correct with their absent-minded tom-foolery because not only is the canon always 100% correct, but not researching everything you ever say is how the world descends into ma